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Talking the Economy Down
Every time Barack opens his mouth to talk about the economy, out comes the doom ‘n’ gloom, and down goes the stock market.
Iran Has Proconditions
Did anyone not foresee this? I mean, anyone besides the Lord Messiah Barack Obama…
Why All the Hype?
Just can’t figure out who got everyone so whipped up…
Trashing of the National Mall
Why weren’t all those green-minded Obama voters considering their environment when they just dropped all their litter on the ground at the inauguration?
Rising Tides of Adoration
Seems like every day, the press loves Obama more.
A Goose in the Engine
All it takes to topple the mighty newspaper is a little competition.
Emergency! Emergency!
A socialist at the helm? That IS an emergency.
Paying for the Bailouts
That’s right, folks. It’ll be you and me (and the next generation) footing the bill for these short-sighted corporate bailouts.
Gore in the Snow
As record cold temps and snow descend upon us this winter, it gets harder to find anyone more irrelevant than former vice bloviator, Al Gore.
Workin' at the Tar Wash
Illinois is a mire of political corruption, as is every politician who comes from there. Every politician, that is, except for the Lord and Savior, Barack Obama. We have been led to believe that despite working and living there for years, he has emerged unscathed and untarnished.
Fightin' Fair
Whenever Hamas fires rockets into Israel, the “international community” always puts pressure on *Israel* to exercise restraint.
Santa & Pilgrim in the Stocks
Every November and December, the Political Correctness Police go berserk in their attempts to rewrite history and stop us from celebrating our time-honored holidays.
Bailing Out the Big 3?
Thanks to governmental and union meddling, U.S. automakers are handicapped to the point of failure. What to do? Why, just throw more money at the problem!
Pick-a-Puppy
The economy is tanking, Russia is flexing its Cold War muscles, and terrorists are still plotting destruction. What is Obama most concerned with? The new White House dog.
First Step, Foot in Mouth
At Obama’s first official press conference, he succeeded at, among other things, insulting former First Lady Nancy Reagan. This, from the the supposedly “post-partisan” candidate.
Palin, Discarded
It only took the McCain campaign about 24 hours to start stabbing Sarah Palin in the back for “being a drag on the ticket.” The reality, of course, is that Sarah Palin is the only reason the election was as close as it was.
Joe the Plumber Plunges Some Truth
It only took citizen Joe “The Plumber” Wurzelbacher a few minutes to unearth what Barack Obama is really all about: Marxist Socialism. The real question is, what took everyone so long to figure this out?
ObamAcorn
Why bother with hard campaigning when you can just make up hundreds of thousands of voters?
